Dust off your costumes and stock up on candies – Halloween is nearly here again! A time of jack o’lanterns and black cats, of ghosts and goblins, of all things hairy-scary and creepy-crawly. To help get you in the mood, here are four spooktacular Halloween jokes!
Q: Why did the skeleton go to the dance alone?
A: He didn’t have any “body” to go with!
Q: What do spirits send their friends while on vacation?
A: Ghostcards.
Q: Which of the witch’s friends was good at baseball?
A: The bat, of course!
Q: What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and says quack-quack?
A: Count Duckula.
